One of my men

This kriss ting, takes her rich husband with her to see her psychiatrist.
Said she to the psychiatrist " Dis is one of the men I was telling you about Doctor"

Inna de air, pon the wing

The Air canada flight attendant went to the old lady from Jamaica , sitting by the emergency exit, and said to her.
"Mam since you are sitting by the emergency exit, I will have to explain the emergency procedures to you"
So the lady said "ok" and the attendant began to explain emergency procedures to her.
" In the case of an emergency you have to open the door and go out on the wing"
The ole lady started to bawl and said " Inna de air mam ?"