The Jamaican Fireman
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> > >A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his
> > > wife, "You know sup'm, we have a wonderful system down at the fire
> > >station:
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> > > BELL 1 rings and we all put on we jackets,
> > > BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
> > > BELL 3 rings and we' jump up pon the fire truck
> > > ready to go.
> > > "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked.
> > > When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump ina bed.
> > > And when I say BELL 3, we going to mek love all night."
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> > > The next night he came home from work and yelled
> > > "BELL 1 !" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
> > > When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
> > > When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
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> > > After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
> > > "What the rass is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
> > > "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE MAN," SHE replied, "YOU' NO DEH
> > > NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!

Jamaican Cowboy

This Jamaican cowboy was riding out west when him was captured by an Indian Chief.
Chief say to him "Bwoy you a do dead in 3 days"
Jamaican Cowboy " Chief me suppose to get 3 wishes a so the story fe go"
Chief says ': Ok Lone Jamaican Ranger, 3 days and 3 wishes then you die.
So day one the Jamaican call Silver ( his horse ) and whisper to him.
Silver go way and come back with a beautiful woman pon him back.
So the Jamaican take the woman in his tent and make love to her.
So the chief say..You feel good.. only 2 days lef .
Day 2, the Jamaican call Silver and whisper in his ears and Silver went away and came back with an
even prettier woman
The Jamaican tek the woman in his tent and make love to her.
The Chief said to him... You feel Irie, 1 day left
Day 3, the Jamaican call Silver in his tent, take off him saddle
Look him in the eyes and say " Silver me se fe go bring me a posse"