>What do you think ?
>
>It's just a joke. Don't get hot under the collar! (smile)......
>
>In Jamaica - No Ras-Cloth Way !!!
>
>
>After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises:
>WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF Jamaica IS ATTACKED?
>
>Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because
in
>Jamaica we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks.
>
>1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
>
>2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8:45 there won't
be
>sufficient people to kill.
>
>3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get
to the
>spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so
there
>will be no casualties among them.
>
>4. Air Jamaica would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by
>being delayed again.
>
>5. Jamaicans would've never let a terrorist hijack a plane. They
woulde
>break his rascloth hand, and send him back to where he came from.
>
>6. A Jamaican would not have used his cell phone to call home. He
would've
>hit the terrorist with it over the head with tha piece of plantain to
back
>it up.
>
>7. If a terrorist was living for one year in Jamaica he would've been
>robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back
home a
>long time ago.
>
>8. In Jamaica the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual,
they
>would've had to pay for it.
>
>9. Osama would be so confused with who is really in power.
>
>10. Ya see... in Jamaica we are well prepared for them wrap-around rag
head
>bomb-bo-cloths.
> >

THE JAMAICAN GINNAL>>>

>>>> >>
>>>> >> A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks,
>>>> >>"You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"
>>>> >>"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6."
>>>> >>So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door.
>>>> >>When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"
>>>> >>"Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman.
>>>> >>Well, a have two Hundred dollas.." he proudly announced.
>>>> >>With that, the hooker grabbed the money, opened the door wide
and
>>>> >>hauled him by the shirt into the room.
>>>> >>After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to
>>>> >>leave. "Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked. "Yeah Man," Arlene
>>>>said, "Me
>>>> >>will deh yah."
>>>> >>The next night, the fellow comes back gives up the $200 and laid
it
>>>> >>on again. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the
bed,
>>>> >>cooling down. "Will you be here tomorrow night Honey?"
>>>> >>The hooker replied, "Mi deh yah every night fi you".
>>>> >>Night comes and the fellow was back in action, throwing down the
>>>> >>heavy lumber. When they were done, they are both sitting on the
edge
>>>>of
>>>> >>the bed. "Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica
yu
>>>>from?"
>>>> >>"Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin.
>>>> >>"True ? Me have one sister live inna Portmore yuh know!", the
hooker
>>>> >>exclaimed.
>>>> >> "I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred
dollas fi
>>>>gi yu!"
>>>> >>

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

>>
>>Osama bin Laden gets up one morning, stands in front of the mirror
>>and asks "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most feared
>>terrorist of them all?" A voice from the mirror replies "You of
>>course Osama bin Laden". He runs outside and tells his bodyguards
>>and people what transpired, and there was cause for great
>>celebration. This then became a morning ritual with him, to ask
>>the mirror the same question and because the mirror kept endorsing
>>him with this title, there was celebration every morning among his
>>people.
>>
>>Then one morning his bodyguards hear rapid gunfire coming from
>>inside, and fearing the worst that the Americans had infiltrated
>>and killed bin Laden, they rush inside only to find him in one hell
>>of a rage, holding a sub-machine gun and shooting the hell out of
>>the mirror, screaming "Jamaica can't have so many man badda than me!"