Write soon, mi son
This old lady is at the Norman Manley airport to see her son off to college in the US.
As she kisses him that one last long kiss, plus a hug for brata, she whispers to him.
" Tek care mi son, and memba fe write and send back the money yu borrow from mi ok"
Wednesday, September 04, 2002
Tuesday, May 28, 2002
Sunday, March 17, 2002
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>Live the life you love and love the life you live!
>A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him
and
>whacks him with a frying pan.
>
>"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
>"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss
>Melba" says his wife.
>
>"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and
>Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he
protests.
>
>Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one bitch
lick
>inna 'im head - with the back of the dutch-pot.
>
>"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wa' dat for now?"
>
>"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!
>
>Live the life you love and love the life you live!
>A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him
and
>whacks him with a frying pan.
>
>"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
>"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss
>Melba" says his wife.
>
>"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and
>Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he
protests.
>
>Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one bitch
lick
>inna 'im head - with the back of the dutch-pot.
>
>"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wa' dat for now?"
>
>"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!
>
Tuesday, February 05, 2002
Subject: Chop Bush, Sah
Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2002 10:25:43 -0500
> After Sep. 11/01 in the United States, their immigration department
have
>
> >arrested many visitors from all over the world.
> >
> >In October, an old Jamaican couple landed in Miami to visit their son
> >and other family members. Just to backtrack a little, the son asked his
> >dad to bring a "cutlass" otherwise called a machete internationally.
> >The good father went to his local hardware store in Morant Bay to
obtain
> >this "cutlass" for his son.
> >
> >On arrival in Miami, the customs "offisa" asked the family if they had
> >anything to declare. Jamaicans are known to "bring" a little "weed"
and
> >some "whites" when visiting. The good decent gentleman declared that
he
> >had a "cutlass" he was bringing for his son. The "offisa" then
> >proceeded to ask the gentleman to take it out of the suitcase.
> >
> >Well, the "offisa" was totally shocked that someone would be allowed to
> >carry such a thing. He wondered out aloud "How could this pass the
> >x-ray machine in Jamaica." The father answered 'Terd world machine
> >"offisa" '. The customs officer then asked the old man what would he
> >be doing with this. He explained that it was for his son. The
> >"offisa" then asked, what would your son be doing with this. The
father
> >replied "Chop Bush Sa".
> >
> >You can just imagine why he's still in jail charged for being a
> >terrorist and wanting to kill the President of the United States.
Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2002 10:25:43 -0500
> After Sep. 11/01 in the United States, their immigration department
have
>
> >arrested many visitors from all over the world.
> >
> >In October, an old Jamaican couple landed in Miami to visit their son
> >and other family members. Just to backtrack a little, the son asked his
> >dad to bring a "cutlass" otherwise called a machete internationally.
> >The good father went to his local hardware store in Morant Bay to
obtain
> >this "cutlass" for his son.
> >
> >On arrival in Miami, the customs "offisa" asked the family if they had
> >anything to declare. Jamaicans are known to "bring" a little "weed"
and
> >some "whites" when visiting. The good decent gentleman declared that
he
> >had a "cutlass" he was bringing for his son. The "offisa" then
> >proceeded to ask the gentleman to take it out of the suitcase.
> >
> >Well, the "offisa" was totally shocked that someone would be allowed to
> >carry such a thing. He wondered out aloud "How could this pass the
> >x-ray machine in Jamaica." The father answered 'Terd world machine
> >"offisa" '. The customs officer then asked the old man what would he
> >be doing with this. He explained that it was for his son. The
> >"offisa" then asked, what would your son be doing with this. The
father
> >replied "Chop Bush Sa".
> >
> >You can just imagine why he's still in jail charged for being a
> >terrorist and wanting to kill the President of the United States.