Subject: Chop Bush, Sah

Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2002 10:25:43 -0500



> After Sep. 11/01 in the United States, their immigration department
have
>
> >arrested many visitors from all over the world.
> >
> >In October, an old Jamaican couple landed in Miami to visit their son
> >and other family members. Just to backtrack a little, the son asked his
> >dad to bring a "cutlass" otherwise called a machete internationally.
> >The good father went to his local hardware store in Morant Bay to
obtain
> >this "cutlass" for his son.
> >
> >On arrival in Miami, the customs "offisa" asked the family if they had
> >anything to declare. Jamaicans are known to "bring" a little "weed"
and
> >some "whites" when visiting. The good decent gentleman declared that
he
> >had a "cutlass" he was bringing for his son. The "offisa" then
> >proceeded to ask the gentleman to take it out of the suitcase.
> >
> >Well, the "offisa" was totally shocked that someone would be allowed to
> >carry such a thing. He wondered out aloud "How could this pass the
> >x-ray machine in Jamaica." The father answered 'Terd world machine
> >"offisa" '. The customs officer then asked the old man what would he
> >be doing with this. He explained that it was for his son. The
> >"offisa" then asked, what would your son be doing with this. The
father
> >replied "Chop Bush Sa".
> >
> >You can just imagine why he's still in jail charged for being a
> >terrorist and wanting to kill the President of the United States.