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>Live the life you love and love the life you live!

>A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him
and
>whacks him with a frying pan.
>
>"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
>"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss
>Melba" says his wife.
>
>"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and
>Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he
protests.
>
>Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one bitch
lick
>inna 'im head - with the back of the dutch-pot.
>
>"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wa' dat for now?"
>
>"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!
>