Secret

Grandma went into Victoria 's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy
new panties. The sales lady talked her into buying some real nice
bright red crotch less panties. Grandma put them on and waited for grandpa
to come home. When grandpa came home, grandma was all laid out upon the
bed and pointed down to the new crotch less panties she had on. She said:
"Come on grandpa, you want some of this?" Grandpa said "He** no, it
done ate a hole in your drawers!