A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.Upstairs the wife thinks (no dummy she), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

Although her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, his wife stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come closer. As she sat
on the bed beside him he said,

' Yu know yu' deh wid mi through all the bad times.

When mi went bankrupt and lost mi business, yu stood by mi side.

When mi get shot, yu deh by mi side.

When wi lost the house, yu was dere .

When mi car crash an mi bruk up yu was dere

When mi health started to fail, yu was dere, and when a start to get worse,
yu was dere...right by mi side...
Every time sumpn' bad happen to me yu is right dere....

Yu know something?....

Yu know sey it look like yu a crosses?'